will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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