Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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