so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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