just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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