On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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