it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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