also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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