you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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