When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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