Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
honey bunches of taint.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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