Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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