It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He has the fingertips of a God
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
