with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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