I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
this boner is exhausting
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
