I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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