There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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