OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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