This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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