Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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