You really coming over, don't trick.
D3 body, D1 cock
Who did Billy Mays play for?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I want a musical about memes.
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