Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
