Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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