Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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