: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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