I just pynch a tree in the face
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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