I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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