we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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