I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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