shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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