Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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