I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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