Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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