Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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