I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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