She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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