I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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