ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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