That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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