he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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