one two three fourrrrnication!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I love having hate sex.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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