you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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