Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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