You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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