is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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