I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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