Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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