Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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