so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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