i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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