i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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