what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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