i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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